My dearest Eloise,
I forgive you!!!!!!!!! In fact, it is I who must apologize for the terrible and heart-wrenching story of Bonnie and Clyde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I completely forgot to send you some new twisty backs and BEHOLDDDDD their tragic demise!! May they rest in peace (I originally wrote "rest in peaches" on accident.... I'm rather hungry.) until the glorious silver needle of righteousness restores the balance of your ears and OF THE UNIVERSE! I would recommend the song "If I Die Young", to cope with the grief of it all... I'm pretty sure The Band Perry wrote it with Bonnie and Clyde in mind.
That also reminds me of an AWESOME JOKE that you made in your letter. YES I LOVE THAT SONG!!! Don't fret, it is not lost on me. :)
Now, I'm not sure if you gave me enough clues to really determine your big news... Number one was a little vague.... But... If I HAD to guess.... I'd say you're... going to eat Thai food in four weeks while watching 500 Days of Summer? Hmmm... Okay, okay, my second guess would be that YOU'RE GOING TO THAILAND FOR FOUR WEEKS THIS SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!! Teach a Thai child how to say "Wunce upon a time, mah son, I hadz a bucket" for me, won't you??? :D
And I will not forget to send you the mustache mix tape!!!!!!!! I will make one right away!!! Also, you should really get that throat checked out. It sounds serious...
Now, I too must depart to do my long put off homework... I do hope you write another post again, my friend, for you are absolutely wrong! That letter was fantastic!!
Missing you,
Tina
P.S. There is no need to apologize for your capital letters! I too adore them. Why else would God have put them on this Earth, if they were not meant to be heartily exploited?
P.P.S. Do remind me to tell you about Patrick! I'm actually in need of some girl advice/interpretation on that one.... ;)
