My goodness....

It's been a while since I've posted! Wow. Wellllll I actually have loads to tell you. Here are some sneak peaks in bullet point form:

• I auditioned for a role in Company today and I did really well. Which is actually very, very bad.
• I hate school so much lately. SO much. It's just so uninteresting. And I have all this stuff I want to do that I never can because of SCHOOL. 
• I am trying to think of a new independent photography project. Ideas?
• I've started reading the Fountainhead and I LOVE it. What can I say, ever since I read Atlas Shrugged I have hated Ayn Rand's views but adored her writing. It's just so good!
• I have met a..... hehhhh.... boy.... whoIthinkisreallycuteandsuperfunny. Lots to tell you, sort of, maybe. :P
• I'M GOING DOWN TO CALI TOMORROW FOR MY INTERVIEW!!! AND I'M CRAZY NERVOUS!!
• I'm eating chicken.
• Clearly, I've run out of bullet points.

Okay, I'll leave you a more detailed post later.... Bye!!

xo T

Of mice and men-who-are-already-in-committed-relationships.

Dear Tina,

I have been thinking a lot about your play lately and I'm so sad I'll never get to see it! Life just sucks sometimes. x( I hope you had lots and lots and lots of fun!! (Not sure if it's still going on or not.. Is it?)
As for Mr. Rubix... what did he think? Did he go mad in face of the blinding awesomeness that was your costume? Haha I hope he did.... I have my own new official Mr. Rubix actually... But GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO HAS A GIRLFRIEND. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??? Grrrrr. I bet she's a swimsuit model or something. And to make things worse she's probably smart and hilarious with a heart of gold. If I ever find out she does a better Russian accent than me.... I don't even want to postulate on what might happen. World War III at the very, very least. Oh well... Just my luck, right? I'm always into the men in steady relationships with other women. IT'S MY CURSE! Hah. Anywho, tell me all about the play and how it went and what exactly it is that you wore, etc... I can't wait to hear!

xo,
k

ps. AHHHH. AHHHH. AHHHH. I read "Flowers for Algernon" a week ago and it was brilliant!!! Have you read that book? I can't remember... If you haven't, you MUST. I command you. But just so you know it's verrryyy verrryyy sad but at the same time it kind of isn't... but it is... but it isn't... you'll see. Oh and spoiler alert: Algernon is a MOUSE. And he DIES. Just felt like ruining that for you. (I started thinking about that girlfriend having a better Russian accent than me and I just had to take my rage out on someone... :P)

pps. Heh.You see what I did there? With the title? You see what I did there? YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??? B)

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ppps. AHHHHHAAAAAAA! :D :D :D I went on google images to find a picture that could accurately portray the expression I had on whilst writing my post post script about the title and I found this... At first I laughed so hard I thought I might cough up my tongue or something, but then I stopped and I looked at it for a lonnnnnnnng time...... 

And now it's really creeping me out. To quote Kenneth, "Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying???" My answer to you, Kenneth, is yes. Yes he is.

Seriously Eloise. Look at it. Look at it hard. I am quite certain there will be no sleep for me tonight, for fear this spongy demon haunt my dreams. And you?

The hunchback speaks

OH my god.... Oh my god... Oh my god... Oh my GODDDD. You can't see it, but my hands are shaking as I type this out. I'm SOOO TIREDDD. My family just forced me to go out on this exhausting bike ride and I had to use my new bike for the first time ever and it was pain of EPIC PROPORTIONS. There are bruises on my butt, dead flies in my stomach and despair in my soul... It turns out the bike is great, but the seat hurts soooo bad and I'm not used to riding that kind of bike where your seat is level with your handlebars instead of below. And I think I may now be a permanent hunchback.
OH and btw when I say "my family just forced me to go out on this exhausting bike ride", I mean my family forced me to go out on a bike ride FIVE HOURS AGO and I JUST GOT BACK.  AAGGGHHHhhhhhh.
Please...
Please...
Please...
Plllleeeeaassseee... PUT ME OUT OF MY SUFFERING!! D:

In which I use too many capital letters and almost brake my keyboard.

ELOOIIISSSEEEE!!!! MY FINALS ARE FINALLY OVER!!! AND I WENT SHOPPING YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT SUPER AWESOME STUFF!! AND MY 365 PROJECT IS OVER TODAY! AND I GOT AN EMAIL FROM BROWN UNIVERSITY. BROWN UNIVERSITY!!! AND I GOT AN EMAIL FROM STANFORD ABOUT A GIFTED YOUTH SUMMER CAMP THINGY! AND I FOUND YOUR MASCARA IN MY MAKEUP BAG WHICH I WILL RETURN WHEN EITHER I OR JUST MY MOM VISIT YOU SOON! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL USING ALL CAPS.

A little too much? Nahhhhhhh.