Sunday, February 5, 2012

The hunchback speaks

OH my god.... Oh my god... Oh my god... Oh my GODDDD. You can't see it, but my hands are shaking as I type this out. I'm SOOO TIREDDD. My family just forced me to go out on this exhausting bike ride and I had to use my new bike for the first time ever and it was pain of EPIC PROPORTIONS. There are bruises on my butt, dead flies in my stomach and despair in my soul... It turns out the bike is great, but the seat hurts soooo bad and I'm not used to riding that kind of bike where your seat is level with your handlebars instead of below. And I think I may now be a permanent hunchback.
OH and btw when I say "my family just forced me to go out on this exhausting bike ride", I mean my family forced me to go out on a bike ride FIVE HOURS AGO and I JUST GOT BACK.  AAGGGHHHhhhhhh.
Please...
Please...
Please...
Plllleeeeaassseee... PUT ME OUT OF MY SUFFERING!! D:

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